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Hello all.
Well, after what could be called a while of nothingness, I am back from the dead. Yes, I got me some dead for a while whilst I was gone. Spooky, huh?
I'm now going to start posting some of my literature to the site occasionally, which is a win-win situation for all of us - I get to fill my gallery to make me look gazillion times more active and your eyes get to be gauged out by my terrible spelling and continuity errors; see, win-win situation!
My style of art hasn't changed too much from when you guys saw my last uploaded digital-holocaust, if anything, it's become more joyful and everyone I draw now bleeds orange juice with added Lucky Charms!
You're probably sitting by your laptop/computer screen scraping at the floor and loading your artillery, or maybe both - so I think I'll bid you all a farewell...
FAREWELL GOING FOR ONE DOLLAR, TWO DOLLARS, THREE DOLLARS, FOUR DOLLARS-- SOLD, TO THE CLOWN IN THE CORNER!
Ciao for now,
~ Josh
Well, after what could be called a while of nothingness, I am back from the dead. Yes, I got me some dead for a while whilst I was gone. Spooky, huh?
I'm now going to start posting some of my literature to the site occasionally, which is a win-win situation for all of us - I get to fill my gallery to make me look gazillion times more active and your eyes get to be gauged out by my terrible spelling and continuity errors; see, win-win situation!
My style of art hasn't changed too much from when you guys saw my last uploaded digital-holocaust, if anything, it's become more joyful and everyone I draw now bleeds orange juice with added Lucky Charms!
You're probably sitting by your laptop/computer screen scraping at the floor and loading your artillery, or maybe both - so I think I'll bid you all a farewell...
FAREWELL GOING FOR ONE DOLLAR, TWO DOLLARS, THREE DOLLARS, FOUR DOLLARS-- SOLD, TO THE CLOWN IN THE CORNER!
Ciao for now,
~ Josh
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Ah, such along time since I last posted an update here. A lot has changed since that time:
~ I've had a haircut.
~ I'm 5% more of a prick than when you last heard from me.
Ahhh, so many new things added to my so far puny life. I'm extremley bored. ...And squishy. I'm going to start a conversation up about the Scott Pilgrim graphic-novels, and the brilliance of Wallace Wells. Join in if you must, although a lot of the time the conversations I have with myself can be rather interesting.
FUN FACT: 'Fun Facts' are never actually that fun.
HEY. My little British-sitcom-via-Youtube is still in the works and the Pilot Episode script is nearly complete, so I may post a small preview of what's to come.
I write stand-up material way too often. Here's some of it. Please don't steal it, grrr...
"I've always wanted to be a comedian, for as long as I can remember. Now, whilst everybody around me thinks it's rather strange – like imagine going along a line of kids hearing what jobs they want to have when they're older; the classic 'I want to be a fireman! I want to be a doctor! I want to be a footballer!' and then the not so classic 'I want to earn money from making jokes about George Bush!' – so while everyone around me, overall, thinks it's a bit strange – I just take it as one big joke!
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My wife has always held a big place in my heart. …Did I mention I'm a cannibal?"
...There's so, so much more. It's kind of scary how bad it is.
~ I've had a haircut.
~ I'm 5% more of a prick than when you last heard from me.
Ahhh, so many new things added to my so far puny life. I'm extremley bored. ...And squishy. I'm going to start a conversation up about the Scott Pilgrim graphic-novels, and the brilliance of Wallace Wells. Join in if you must, although a lot of the time the conversations I have with myself can be rather interesting.
FUN FACT: 'Fun Facts' are never actually that fun.
HEY. My little British-sitcom-via-Youtube is still in the works and the Pilot Episode script is nearly complete, so I may post a small preview of what's to come.
I write stand-up material way too often. Here's some of it. Please don't steal it, grrr...
"I've always wanted to be a comedian, for as long as I can remember. Now, whilst everybody around me thinks it's rather strange – like imagine going along a line of kids hearing what jobs they want to have when they're older; the classic 'I want to be a fireman! I want to be a doctor! I want to be a footballer!' and then the not so classic 'I want to earn money from making jokes about George Bush!' – so while everyone around me, overall, thinks it's a bit strange – I just take it as one big joke!
-
My wife has always held a big place in my heart. …Did I mention I'm a cannibal?"
...There's so, so much more. It's kind of scary how bad it is.
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FALALALALAH, EDDY!
2 min read
Hello there,
It seems I haven't written a journal in a good long while - but then again, nothing extremley fascinating has occured in my life since the 9th of October when I last tohught it would be relevant to ramble about my doings. I guess I could tell you I've been busy drawing comic-strips for my school's paper - but that probably doesn't interest you guys. I could tell you I got wasted and became a man whore. ...But that's not even true. I could finally tell you my new project - I'm making a webshow, no, not any of this vlogging crap. I've got nothing to vlog except how you always have one pair of neighbours who never stop bloody argueing! It goes on until 3 o' clock in the morning! Now you could be thinking, why are you listening?: LISTEN. I DON'T HAVE TO LISTEN, I COULD HEAR THEM EVEN IF MY STREET WAS A BIG-ASS TUNDRA.
So on with the webseries: It consists of three-boys, each play major roles in the production (It's a sitcom by the way) - there's the plain one, Ross, he takes away from all the madness that the other to cause and are; the malevolent snide one, Rudy (me), who's the evil in the show. ...Maybe not the chaos; And finally there's Daniel, the sweet, innocent retard who could talk for hours on end about nothing much at all. I LUV N3RDS is it's name. It shall be featured on Youtube (www.youtube.com/user/ILUVN3RD) when each episode is completed and hopefully we'll form something of a fan-base. Please don't listen to a word I've said about because I probably screwed up your potential liking of the webshow. Just think of it as something that people will laugh at. Yeaaah.
It seems I haven't written a journal in a good long while - but then again, nothing extremley fascinating has occured in my life since the 9th of October when I last tohught it would be relevant to ramble about my doings. I guess I could tell you I've been busy drawing comic-strips for my school's paper - but that probably doesn't interest you guys. I could tell you I got wasted and became a man whore. ...But that's not even true. I could finally tell you my new project - I'm making a webshow, no, not any of this vlogging crap. I've got nothing to vlog except how you always have one pair of neighbours who never stop bloody argueing! It goes on until 3 o' clock in the morning! Now you could be thinking, why are you listening?: LISTEN. I DON'T HAVE TO LISTEN, I COULD HEAR THEM EVEN IF MY STREET WAS A BIG-ASS TUNDRA.
So on with the webseries: It consists of three-boys, each play major roles in the production (It's a sitcom by the way) - there's the plain one, Ross, he takes away from all the madness that the other to cause and are; the malevolent snide one, Rudy (me), who's the evil in the show. ...Maybe not the chaos; And finally there's Daniel, the sweet, innocent retard who could talk for hours on end about nothing much at all. I LUV N3RDS is it's name. It shall be featured on Youtube (www.youtube.com/user/ILUVN3RD) when each episode is completed and hopefully we'll form something of a fan-base. Please don't listen to a word I've said about because I probably screwed up your potential liking of the webshow. Just think of it as something that people will laugh at. Yeaaah.
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LIVESTREAM. ME. NOW.
1 min read
www.livestream.com/josheh
BE THERE OR BE EVEN MORE SQUARE THAN BEFORE, DAMMIT.
BE THERE OR BE EVEN MORE SQUARE THAN BEFORE, DAMMIT.
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Quite a placid update.
2 min read
Hello folk of deviantART.
I have just returned from a party, I didn't really like it that much, but there's nothing new there.
I know, I know, I haven't uploaded something in a long long while and I haven't written something in a long while either, but neither has your mother. Ooh. You just got f'd in the a'. Anyway, childish jokes aside. I'm truly sorry. Really. And I'm also truly bored. I really am.
Well, the donations button thing failed. Not even the slightest epic way. I guess it just shows how shitty my art is.
Wait, I'm not going to prep you into feeling sorrow for me, screw that, I guess I'm just going to have to improve my art. Yeah, that sounds good.
In other news I am also in love with Totoro, that big creature holds a sentimental place in my heart, and I wish I could be his neighbor, but sadly To- To- Totoro doesn't exist so I must cope with the company of my two fat-ass gerbils, who are quite humorous.
Kick Ass 2: Balls to the Wall is coming along well. But it's not really my call.
In very-last-other news, I'm nearly done scripting a full first season of what I hope will get me well known on YT. That's the reason why I have putten my old and inproper videos onto private, so now, until I finish writing 3 seasons worth of 1-minute-something skits and get an awesome editing software, Hannukah time, I will have no videos. But ironically, still, if you have a YouTube a subscription to my channel would be very grateful and would make my day... or night!
Until next time, lovelys -
~ Josheh
I have just returned from a party, I didn't really like it that much, but there's nothing new there.
I know, I know, I haven't uploaded something in a long long while and I haven't written something in a long while either, but neither has your mother. Ooh. You just got f'd in the a'. Anyway, childish jokes aside. I'm truly sorry. Really. And I'm also truly bored. I really am.
Well, the donations button thing failed. Not even the slightest epic way. I guess it just shows how shitty my art is.
Wait, I'm not going to prep you into feeling sorrow for me, screw that, I guess I'm just going to have to improve my art. Yeah, that sounds good.
In other news I am also in love with Totoro, that big creature holds a sentimental place in my heart, and I wish I could be his neighbor, but sadly To- To- Totoro doesn't exist so I must cope with the company of my two fat-ass gerbils, who are quite humorous.
Kick Ass 2: Balls to the Wall is coming along well. But it's not really my call.
In very-last-other news, I'm nearly done scripting a full first season of what I hope will get me well known on YT. That's the reason why I have putten my old and inproper videos onto private, so now, until I finish writing 3 seasons worth of 1-minute-something skits and get an awesome editing software, Hannukah time, I will have no videos. But ironically, still, if you have a YouTube a subscription to my channel would be very grateful and would make my day... or night!
Until next time, lovelys -
~ Josheh
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