Okay, first of all, this journal is a time waster, so unless you want to have about 1 or 2 minutes of you life wasted, I would look away my virtual friend, this journal is going to be an absurd type-ridden journey into the mind of your average Josh, Josheh, Jewish Chipmunk, That Weird Kid or anything else people seem to refer to me as. Kay? Right, I will begin now... I presume I have begun...

3, 2, 1, I can't get enough of Frankensteins Cat, I just watched High Fidelity and found it bloody awful with a mixture of awesomeness, my middle name starts with the two letters A and L, my longest obsession was Wallace & Gromit, I would of loved to own a Tavern, I have never wrote more than 1 chapter on any novel started by me, in my opinion Black Books is possibly the greatest comedy sitcom on earth, I want a 5 o' clock shadow, can anybody else get The Andy Milonakis Show theme tune out of there head, is it just me or do you hate people who think the world will end in 2012, hippies and most other people who wear sandals and flip-flops piss me off, why have more people heard of the Hellboy films than the original Hellboy comis.

I realize I need to type all these weird questions and statements into Ask, or maybe write a "Quotations of Josh. R" book.

~ Josh