Ah, such along time since I last posted an update here. A lot has changed since that time:
~ I've had a haircut.
~ I'm 5% more of a prick than when you last heard from me.
Ahhh, so many new things added to my so far puny life. I'm extremley bored. ...And squishy. I'm going to start a conversation up about the Scott Pilgrim graphic-novels, and the brilliance of Wallace Wells. Join in if you must, although a lot of the time the conversations I have with myself can be rather interesting.
FUN FACT: 'Fun Facts' are never actually that fun.
HEY. My little British-sitcom-via-Youtube is still in the works and the Pilot Episode script is nearly complete, so I may post a small preview of what's to come.
I write stand-up material way too often. Here's some of it. Please don't steal it, grrr...
"I've always wanted to be a comedian, for as long as I can remember. Now, whilst everybody around me thinks it's rather strange like imagine going along a line of kids hearing what jobs they want to have when they're older; the classic 'I want to be a fireman! I want to be a doctor! I want to be a footballer!' and then the not so classic 'I want to earn money from making jokes about George Bush!' so while everyone around me, overall, thinks it's a bit strange I just take it as one big joke!
My wife has always held a big place in my heart.
Did I mention I'm a cannibal?"
...There's so, so much more. It's kind of scary how bad it is.
Listening to: The sound of silence - No really!
Reading: The Salmon of Doubt
Watching: A Bit of Fry & Laurie
Playing: Hard to Get 3 - Even Harder to Get
Drinking: Cuke in a Bootle!